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February 22, 2011

“Hello Melo” Knicks Song Is A Real Toe-Tapper

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Written by: Paul Sacca
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We first showed you how a professional entertainer got inspired by the New York Knicks acquiring Carmelo Anthony with rapper Maino’s Knicks song, “Yeah Carmelo.” Now here’s what happens when a Casio keyboard and two mediocre white guys with wigs and sunglasses (most likely to protect their identity and their families), Blaze and Willie G, make a song called, “Hello Melo.”

I’ve listened to this song seven times, and I realize that it makes American Idol rejects sound like the Three Tenors, however I can’t stop listening to it. How could you not fall in love with lyrics such as, “We got a target on Bron Bron. He’s something sweet like a Bon Bon.” I implore you not to hum “Hello Melo” all day after you listen to this song.



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