This could be the best headline ever:
This fail of sports journalism comes from Tennessean.com. Unfortunately the good people at Tennessean.com were quick to see their error. They have changed the headline to one a little less sexy, “Titans Will Have Hands Full With Jaguars’ Cornerback.” If I was to pick and NFL team animal to molest, Jaguar would not be my first choice. All of the big cat teams like the Jaguars, Bengals, Panthers, and Lions just seem like you could get your arm ripped off while performing the hand job. You’d want to stay away from all of the quadrupeds, like Broncos, Colts, and Rams because you could get bucked in the head, plus they would make me feel very inadequate. So if you had to pick one animal NFL team to pleasure, you need to go with the bird teams. You have your Eagles, Seahawks, Ravens, Falcons, but the safest one would be the Cardinals. The runner up would go to the Dolphins, they’re lovable and friendly, but I’m not even sure that the have willies.
Thanks to Neal for this tip!
