New York Giants legend Lawrence Taylor and New York Mets ace Johan Santana have reportedly been very naughty boys. Taylor was indicted on third-degree rape on a 16-year-old prostitute. TMZ has an article that Johan Santana was accused of sexual battery in 2009.
Now both sports giants will star in this summer’s straight-to-video blockbuster, “Escape From New York.”
An all-girl high school makes an excursion to New York City, but little do they know that this is a trip of terror. In this edge-of-your-seat thriller Lawrence Taylor is in trying to sack unsuspected teenage girls. The helpless girls seek support from their attractive teacher and chaperon, Carolina Alabama, played by Salma Hayek. Only one problem. Johan Santana lurks in the background and he’s making a pitch to take Carolina to a golf course and have his way with her. This roller coaster ride of horror is as dizzying as a Johan Santana curveball and will knock you off your feet like a L.T. tackle…
